What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.

Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.