What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."