What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.