What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.