What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Previous Random Joke Next

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.