Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard