Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW