What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.