What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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He wanted to get joint custody.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.