High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.