High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold