High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..