High Finance Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!