Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.
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He ran out of balance
They both deal with checks and balances.
High finance!
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
I put the wrong socks on today.
It's only check, mate
The screen stays black when you check the time.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
A: Saddle-lite TV
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
You ask them to leave.
