What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.