What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)