What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.