What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!