DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
Kurt and Rod.
With the chicken still around it
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
In a riverbank :D
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Dam-it!"
Dam.
