What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.