How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!