How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr