How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!