Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.