Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.