Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water