Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.