Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.