Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers