Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.