Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate