Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.