Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.