Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.