Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.