What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.