What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.