What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.