What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.