What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks