Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.