Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Who pays?

Germany.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo