Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo