Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs