Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What's your first name?

Avoids

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs