Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.