Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.