Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.