Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.