Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."