Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.