Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama