Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.