Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Patriarchy Jokes More Patriarchy Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Futurama Jokes More Futurama Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista