Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Stray Cat Jokes More Stray Cat Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "