Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista