How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3