How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.