How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.