How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.