What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.