What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.