What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.