Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.