Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.