Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.