Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A: An Apple turnover.
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
All the pairs of floating eyes
In case he got a hole-in-one.
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
Pear pressure.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
It's already run out of battery.