Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!