Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.