Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.