Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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So they can bring two canopies.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!