Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.