You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
A new last name
Bilingual.
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
Krillex.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
A Tomartyr
Islam.
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)