What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.