What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.