What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".