What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.