You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
A new last name.
TRANSportation
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
Krillex.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
the republican presidential candidates.
Hinduism... Om......
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
One of them makes sense!