What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.