What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.