What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'