Klondike Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

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Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Lesbian Eskimos Jokes More Lesbian Eskimos Jokes

What do you call lesbian eskimos?

Klondykes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Twin Lesbian Jokes More Twin Lesbian Jokes

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.