Klondike Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.