What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Putin end to my life.

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ilLITerate

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You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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Igloos it together.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Squish it in your hand.

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Dresses up as an altar boy

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