What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."