What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!