What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate