Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.