What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"