What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!