What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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Count Dracula."

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Happy halloweenie

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!