How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.