How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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Give it a couple test tickles

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All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.