How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.