Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.