Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.