Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.