Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!