Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.