Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.