Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.