Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.