Because she thought everybody loved her.
Decomposing.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Freud
He had a Freudian slip.
Piers Morgan.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up