Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.