Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.