Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.