Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.