Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.