an innocent bystumbler
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Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
He was making a scene!
Hidden Run.
No one! They're extinct!
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it
He made a scene.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Forty feet of track - all straight!
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
A Juggalo
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Namaste
Cause she ran away from the ball
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.