What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...