What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...