What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.