Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!