Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception