Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.