Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.