Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear