Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.