What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas