What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.