What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.