Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.