Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "