Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.