Lisp Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

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What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!