Lisp Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

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What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.