What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.