How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.