How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.