How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts