Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!