Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.