Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!