Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.