How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time