How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18