Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.