Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.