Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!