Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.