Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!