Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.