Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

Atilla Jokes More Atilla Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.