Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Atilla Jokes More Atilla Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .