Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.