Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)