Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!