Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.