Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry