What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.