What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist