What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.