What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.