Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.