Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.