Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.