Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.