How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.