How many roads must a man walk?

42

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks