What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades