What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.