What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.